Is that a... mutated holiday treat come to life? The unlabeled vial was not vanilla extract after all... 
 
RUN, don't walk from this screaming molasses gingerbread MONSTER that smells of hastily melted butter, an unbridled rage of clove and ginger root, a well-oiled oven, a shriek of lemon, indestructible black pepper, and cookie crumbs on a dirty earthen floor!! 
 
"Sometimes, "as fast as you can" isn't quite fast enough."
 
 
NOTES: GINGERBREAD, GINGER, BLACK PEPPER, DIRT, BUTTER, MOTOR OIL, LEMON, DARK PATCHOULI, CLOVE, GRAHAM CRACKER 

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